My grandmother is 83-years old and the funniest person I know. I have been recording her stories for years in the interest of posterity, and every once in a while I record our phone calls or conversations.

For better or worse, most of her parenting advice came from horror movies.

She just really fucking loves this show. #dignitaries 

My grandma loves TV and is very saavy. Who do you think she loves and hates on the Real Housewives of Atlanta? 

Listen - if you don't give Hugh Jackman an Oscar, she is going to burn down her retirement village.