Pretty Little Liars
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"The real kicker was when Alison said, "I didn't have anything to do with Bethany Young's murder," which, come to find out, is a lie. But the damage is done. There's an affidavit that could lead to an arrest warrant, Melissa's video won't help because she explicitly says she thought Spencer killed Bethany, and now it looks like Spencer would do anything to keep Alison quiet about her drug problem. I told you Alison should have stayed dead! Haven't you seen Pet Sematary? Nothing good ever comes back from the grave, even a fake grave!"
Season 5 Episode 12, "Midseason Finale Recap"
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"Aria is having a weird week, including but not limited to her father dropping the biggest boner killer sentence of all time: 'I've had my fedora reblocked for the occasion.' "
Season 5 Episode 11, "Melissa Drops a Major Truth Bomb"
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"Is she auditioning to be the next Doctor Who? Did her dad buy Muammar Gaddafi's wardrobe on a lark? Is there really room for a tie here? This is a lot of look. The long paramilitary vest gives major colonialist vibes, but the epaulets are what really send this around the corner to Crazy Town. I'm not the world's most fashionable person, but I waspresent in Home Ec the day Mrs. Smith taught us that if you are wearing leggings as pants, you don't need epaulets anywhere near your body."
Season 5 Episode 10, "Cutting Ties With a Psychopath Isn't Easy"